Unfriend Me.......................................... (alternate title: You Might be a Jackass IF...)
I wish to lose thousands of Fakebook “friends”. If any of the following are true for you, please unfriend me. If you don’t understand what’s in this list, it clearly means you don’t know the difference between right and wrong, or don’t care about it. So unfriend me. Thanks.
103 reasons to #unFriendMe
or
You Might be a Jackass if...
by Fazeel Chauhan (11-7-17 )
1) If you don’t respect other human beings
2) If you’d rather be right, instead of: do the right thing
3) If you are a fan of Trumps
4) If you use excuses, lies and justifications to continue your bad behavior
5) If you like military rule in any part of the world
6) If you can not do justice
7) If you belong to the Republican party
8) If you like to ask people which country or neighborhood, or caste they are from so you can judge them
9) If you make stereotypes of Brown, Black, Native, Asian, White people or other groups
10) If you think saying anything against American policies is anti-American
11) If you don’t like poor people
12) If you think personal corruption in a person’s character, is okay
13) If you hate Muslims or Islam
14) If you hate a group of people based on their religion or place of birth
15) If you dehumanize and depersonalize other people
16) If you think your religion has a monopoly on wisdom
17) If you measure people based on how much money they have
18) If you like to wave your flag to claim you are superior to others
19) If you have Xenophobia, homophobia or Islamophobia
20) If you support groups or people who are funded by the CIA
21) If you like the policies of the American “Tea party”
22) If you are a fan of the Bhutto politicians of Pakistan
23) If you like to put other people down, or to make them fail
24) If you are a supporter of the Sharif politicians of Pakistan
25) If you are a bully, or humiliate, or make fun of other people
26) If you are a fan of Altaf Hussain or MQM
27) If you are a fan of “religious” politicians like Fazl-ur-Rahman
28) If you think there is no corruption in America
29) If you think racial profiling is good
30) If you think you are superior to others just because of your color, religion, race, ethnicity, national origin
31) If you think there is no corruption in Pakistan
32) If you think that only your religion is true and others are false
33) If you think only your religious sect is valid and other sects are fake / non-believers
34) If you think there are no bad people among religious people
35) If you think there are no good people among non-religious people
36) If you blame the victim
37) If you think that every person already has equal opportunities and there are no social factors working against individuals
38) If you think it’s normal that there are 70 million dogs and cats in America
39) If you think that free universal healthcare is not a human right
40) If you think Muslims are terrorists
41) If you believe Osama bin Laden was not created by the U.S.
42) If you think the Mujahideen of Afghanistan were not created by the U.S. and their sons the Taliban were not trained by the U.S.
43) If you think Saudi Royals are holy and not corrupt
44) If you think that Guantanamo is good
45) If torture is okay with you
46) If you are against Black Lives Matter
47) If you think sexual abuse is not common in your own community
48) If you have a high tolerance for the misconduct of preachers
49) If you don’t know the difference between teachers and preachers, and you support preachers more than teachers
50) If you can not recognize fake preachers or are a fan of fake preachers like Aamir Liaqat, Nouman Ali Khan, etc
51) If you’re a fan of Rahat Ali Khan
52) If you like talking about fashion, and want to follow the latest fashions
53) If you flash purses which are over $500
54) If you don’t know the difference between right and wrong and find loop holes in the grey areas
55) If you like to show off your money, your breasts, your status and your conquests
56) If you use people for personal gain and then discard them
57) If you are a poser
58) If you think Saudi Arabia does not have social ills like rampant pornography
59) If you don’t care about the people who are less fortunate. If you are callous
60) If you don’t help people who are in need
61) If you like to take selfies
62) If you have low standards of behavior
63) If you don’t like children
64) If you are full of bullshit, meaning hypocrisy
65) If you use double standards
66) If you like to gossip about people who are not around to defend themselves
67) If you like to kill time
68) If you think it’s okay to spend billions on warfare instead of healthcare
69) If you like Bollywood movies and their sexualized song and dance
70) If you like Columbus
71) If you think countries don’t engage in state sponsored terrorism
72) If you like Disney movies and don’t think they brainwash children and turn them into consumers living in a fantasy land
73) If you don’t like people’s accents
74) If you take loans from friends but don’t give it back though you have the money
75) If you listen to Fox News or right wing talk radio
76) If you don’t like other languages, or don’t like people who speak other languages
77) If you think war is good, and killing people makes you feel proud
78) If you don’t want gun control
79) If you think atomic bombs are good
80) If you think there is no connection between the Ammo-sexual gun culture inside America to the war mongering policies and weapons sales outside America
81) If you like to criticize other people but can’t praise them when they do something good
82) If you have prejudices against in-laws or automatically hate them
83) If you harm others and think you’re doing them a favor
84) If you justify the 800 military bases of the American empire, in 70 countries
85) If you don’t give credit where credit is due
86) If you think society has no responsibility in creating crime and poverty
87) If you can’t survive without maids and servants and use them to show status
88) If you praise the tall buildings, clock towers and luxury lifestyles of the elite and ruling class of Muslim countries
89) If you think it’s okay for religious “leaders” to make big money from selling religious items or religious knowledge
90) If you are being oppressive toward other people
91) If you think you have automatic entitlement to get favors from people just because you were pampered by your parents
92) If you are 100% sure you are going to heaven
93) If you can not tolerate a difference of opinion which disturbs your comfort zone
94) If you are cruel to other people
95) If you think it’s okay for new age gurus to make big money from selling spiritual items or knowledge
96) If you make other people fight with each other
97) If you are a taker and not a giver. Or if you hoard knowledge and don’t share it
98) If you are closed minded, stubborn and not open to learning
99) If you are a menace to society, what Robert Bly calls a “savage” man
100) If you are rude, obnoxious, negative or nasty, by default
101) If you love brand names and use them to cover your insecurities
102) If you can’t practice: live and let live
103) If you use the veil of religiosity to hide your hypocrisy
